3 going on 16

We had to run out to the store this morning because Madelyn pushed her toothbrush down into the bathroom sink drain and after rescuing it from the drain we had to obviously throw it away. I had a few other things to get and I was browsing the magazines near the checkout and she says to me Mommy can you hurry up and cross the finish line with the money already. I dread to see what will come out of her mouth as a teenager.